I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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