my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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