I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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