Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My vagina is officially offended.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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