I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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