walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.