their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..