..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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