Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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