it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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