We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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