literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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