I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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