I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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