Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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