it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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