i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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