Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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