I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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