Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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