with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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