after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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