I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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