Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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