Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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