i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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