he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
love makes seman taste better
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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