She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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