You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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