That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
