Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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