I can't breathe out the right side of my face
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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