turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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