ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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