They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
