I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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