WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
