Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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