Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
