it was like his penis was on wheels.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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