Don't you send me to vm
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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