im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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