I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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