Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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