Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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