walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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