Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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