I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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