i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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