terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
