..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
