but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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