Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
The air was thick with penises
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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